![]() ![]() The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.ģ9. ![]() ![]() Q:: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?Ī: The brunette. Who picks it up?Ī: None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.ģ7. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10: bill. Who picks it up?Ī: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.ģ6. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”Ī: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun and tell them they are a firing squad.ģ5. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?Ī: Tw:o. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?ģ3. Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven?Ī: She didn’t know what number came first.ģ2. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?ģ1. Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?Ī: They keep breaking them with the hammers.Ģ9. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?Ī: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.Ģ8. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?Ģ7. Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?Ģ6. Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?Ģ5. Q:: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?Ģ4. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?Ģ3. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?Ģ2. Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?Ī: A blonde going through a flashing red light.Ģ1. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”Ī: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”Ģ0. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist?Ī: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.ġ9. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?Ī: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.ġ8. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?ġ7. Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?Ī: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!ġ6. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?Ī: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.ġ5. Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?ġ4. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to the library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”?Ī: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.ġ3. Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?Ī: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the “instant pudding setting” button.ġ2. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?ġ1. Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?ĩ. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?Ī: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Ī: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.Ī: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.Ĩ. Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?Ī: She was last years hide and seek winner.Ĥ. Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?Ī: Her husband is out looking for the other man.ģ. Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?Ģ. Enough of the black jokes, take a look at some of the best funny blonde jokes that we found. Why would anyone want to make a blonde joke anyway? Ask any blonde you know, it is believed that blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. I’m so certain that a lot of people will like to hear some blonde jokes.
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